Less than twenty-four hours after securing the High Council seat, Lord Donwald of the Golden Towers signed his first executive decree, ordering the immediate construction of a magical barrier along the southern swamp borders of Waterdeep. The proclamation, signed with a quill made from a phoenix feather, declares the swamp regions a source of illegal immigration, drug smuggling, and dangerous monsters entering the kingdom unchecked. Merchants and security hawks applauded the move, while opposition mages condemned it as an expensive illusion that will not solve underlying problems.
The decree allocates five million gold pieces from the royal treasury to fund the Wall of Force project, which will stretch approximately three hundred miles along the border with the Swamp Duchies. Construction will begin immediately, with contracts awarded to companies owned by Lord Donwald's allies in the Merchant Guild. Critics have already raised concerns about potential conflicts of interest, noting that several bidding companies donated heavily to Donwald's campaign coffers. The Party of the Blue Donkey has promised to challenge the decree in the High Courts, arguing that the funds would be better spent on education and healing infrastructure.
Supporters of the new High Lord gathered outside the Golden Tower to celebrate the signing, waving banners and chanting slogans about security and sovereignty. "We cannot have a kingdom without borders," declared one supporter, a paladin from the outer provinces. "The swamp creatures bring crime and drain our resources." However, residents of the border regions argue that the swamp dwellers are peaceful traders who contribute to the local economy. They worry the wall will disrupt centuries of cross-border commerce and cultural exchange.
Environmental druids have also voiced opposition, claiming the magical barrier will disrupt migration patterns of local wildlife and damage the delicate ecosystem of the wetlands. They have threatened to chain themselves to the construction sites and cast entanglement spells on the workers. The City Watch has been placed on high alert to prevent sabotage. Meanwhile, the Swamp Duchies have issued a statement calling the wall an act of aggression and promising retaliatory tariffs on Waterdeep exports. As tensions rise, the realm watches to see if the wall will bring security or simply more division.
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