A new transportation app called DragonPool has launched in Waterdeep, allowing users to summon dragon riders for quick aerial transport. The service promises to bypass ground traffic and deliver passengers to their destinations in record time. However, safety advocates and dragon rights activists are raising concerns about the ethics of using intelligent creatures as ride-share vehicles and the inherent dangers of flying on beasts that breathe fire.
The app works similarly to other ride-share services. Users request a dragon via their crystal ball device, and a nearby rider accepts the job. Prices vary based on demand, dragon size, and distance. Small brass dragons are the most affordable option, while ancient gold dragons command premium rates for their speed and comfort. The company claims all dragons are willing participants who receive fair compensation in gold and livestock. However, activists argue that dragons cannot truly consent to employment contracts and are being exploited for profit.
The first crash was reported within hours of launch when a copper dragon sneezed mid-flight, dropping passengers into a fountain below. Fortunately, no serious injuries occurred, but the incident has raised questions about pilot training and safety protocols. The company states that all riders are licensed and dragons undergo regular veterinary inspections. However, there is no requirement for seat belts or emergency parachutes, which safety experts consider negligent.
Traditional carriage drivers are protesting the service, claiming it undermines their livelihood and violates transportation regulations. They have blocked several streets to prevent dragons from landing, causing chaos in the business district. The City Council is debating whether to regulate the app or ban it entirely. Meanwhile, young adventurers are flocking to the service, posting selfies with dragons on ScrollTok and driving demand higher.
The Gazette recommends passengers sign waivers before flying and avoid eating heavy meals before departure. Motion sickness potions are available for purchase in the app. Until regulations are established, flying dragons remains an adventurous but risky choice. Your life is in the claws of creatures that could eat you if they chose to. Proceed with caution.
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