In a move that has sent shockwaves through the merchant districts, the High Lords of Finance have raised the cost of borrowing gold pieces by 2.5%. The decision comes as the price of basic healing potions has skyrocketed due to a shortage of glass vials and a goblin cartel controlling the silica trade.
"It's a necessary correction," stated Lord Candlekeep, Chief Economist. "We cannot allow the value of the Platinum Piece to be diluted by reckless spending on royal banquets."
Critics, however, argue that the real culprit is the recent dragon migration, which has disrupted supply lines and incinerated several key grain silos. Commoners are reportedly hoarding copper pieces and trading in barter systems involving livestock and +1 Swords.
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