The Tower District of Waterdeep is facing a severe parking crisis as flying mount owners struggle to find legal spaces for their griffins, pegasi, and hippogriffs. The rapid increase in aerial commuters has overwhelmed the existing cloud platforms, leading to dangerous overcrowding and numerous incidents of mounts being towed by giant eagles employed by the city. Fines for illegal parking have increased tenfold, but demand continues to outpace supply.

The City Aviation Authority reports that there are currently five thousand registered flying mounts in the district but only eight hundred designated parking clouds. Many owners resort to tying their mounts to balconies, chimneys, and flagpoles, causing structural damage and complaints from residents below. One tower collapsed last week when six griffins landed on its observation deck simultaneously, injuring several tourists and destroying a rare telescope.

Proposed solutions include building additional floating platforms, but the cost is prohibitive and the construction requires approval from multiple guilds including the Masons, the Wizards, and the Air Elemental Union. Some councilors have suggested rationing flying permits, but this faces fierce opposition from wealthy nobles who view aerial transport as a fundamental right. The debate has become a class issue, with common riders unable to afford the premium parking fees charged by private cloud operators.

Illegal parking enforcement has become aggressive. The city's eagle riders patrol the skies, issuing citations and towing unauthorized mounts to impound yards where owners must pay hefty fees for retrieval. There have been incidents of mounts resisting capture, leading to aerial chases that endanger pedestrians below. Some owners have started using invisibility spells on their mounts to avoid detection, but the Authority has deployed true sight crystals to counter this tactic.

The Gazette recommends all flying mount owners register their vehicles and purchase parking permits in advance. Arrive early to secure a spot, or consider ground transportation during peak hours. The sky is not an unlimited parking lot, and the eagles are watching. Your griffin will thank you for following the rules.

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