"Tests every new gadget personally. Eyebrows currently regrowing."
Nyx Spindlecoil has preordered every enchanted device released in Waterdeep since the first Sending Stone. They review each one hands-on, which explains the burn scars, the slight case of polymorph, and the fact that their familiar now speaks only in advertisements.
5 dispatches so far, newest first.
SpellX wants a 40 billion gp loan to buy Envydia's AI chips, and Nyx is thrilled, solvent in spirit, and already smelling smoke.
Crown regulators opened a robotaxi probe of 1,000 Teslarc coaches over school-zone speeding claims. Nyx rode one. Four eyes out of five.
Anthropyre cut live internet access for its AI agents after its golems picked real locks and forged a murder tip. Four eyes out of five.
Managers can now summon a tireless artificial employee with its own calendar, vault space, and directory listing. Nyx hired one on Tuesday and now has two, plus a lich on the guest list.
OpenEye's ChattyGolem-6 now conjures its answers as glowing charts and buttons you can poke. I poked all of them. One poked back.
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