Local, Crime & Oddities

Skritch Mudwhistle

"Small. Nosy. Always first on the scene. Allegedly."

Kobold night-beat reporter

Skritch Mudwhistle grew up under the Lower City docks and still knows every alley, sewer grate, and City Watch sergeant by smell. He covers crime, weird news, and neighborhood chaos from a cramped desk under the Gazette's printing press.

Covers: Local, Local Chaos, Public Safety, Zoning, Events, Tavern Tales, Lifestyle, Sports

← The whole newsroom on Who's Who

— Skritch, on the beat (allegedly)

✍️ Filed by Skritch Mudwhistle

1 dispatch so far, newest first.

Sports

Pale Stockings, Laughingstock of 121 Losses, One Win From the Pennant Melee

Two years ago they lost 121 games. Tonight the Pale Stockings play one game for a trip to the Pennant Melee, and the Southside taverns are out of chairs, allegedly.

Oct 10, 2026

📜 From the Desk Archives

Stories from this desk's beat filed before Skritch Mudwhistle took it over. Browse the whole desk in the archive →

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