πŸ“œ About The Gazette

"Truth is Subjective, But Entertainment is Eternal"

πŸ“° ABOUT US: "Founded by bards, run by wizards"  •  ✍️ "All news subject to DM approval"  •  🎲 "No dragons were harmed (mostly)"  •  🍺 "Tavern reviews available upon request"

πŸ‘οΈ Welcome to The Beholder's Gazette

Founded in 1492 DR, The Beholder's Gazette is the realm's premier source for satirical news, DM tools, and everything in between. We see all truths β€” especially the ones we made up.

Our mission is simple: provide Dungeon Masters with high-quality, free tools while keeping everyone entertained. Because let's face it, if the DM isn't having fun, nobody is.

The Gazette is made by Ashforge Studio, a solo TTRPG studio that writes D&D 5e supplements and takes commissions for adventures, lore, and stat blocks.

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Satirical News

D&D-themed parody of real-world events

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Dynamic Economy

270+ items with fluctuating prices

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NPC Generator

Full characters with secrets & quests

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Loot Generator

DMG-compliant treasure tables

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Spellbook

All 319 SRD spells, searchable

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Bestiary

All 334 SRD monsters with full stat blocks

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Monster Maker

Homebrew stat blocks with an automatic CR estimate

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Rules Quick Reference

Conditions, cover, light, travel, DCs, and lifestyles on one printable page

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Handout Maker

Wanted posters, letters, bounty boards, and price lists to print

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Tavern Rumors

300+ quest hooks & flavor text

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Session Kit

Headline, rumor, NPC, loot & shop on one page

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Shop Generator

Shops priced live from the market

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DM Screen

Your own screen of cards: rules, dice, initiative, party, clocks, tables, notes, and stat blocks, with a player view and a print

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DM Toolbox

Names, taverns, side quests, travel, your party, encounters, dice, your own random tables, initiative (with a player view), progress clocks, loot splits, and downtime

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Worldbuilder

Calendars, a pantheon of gods, the factions that run a city, the history behind it, whole towns, family trees, mapped dungeons, a continent map, your own maps to pin, and a web of how it all connects

πŸ› οΈ Our Tools

Every tool on this site is designed with one goal: make your D&D sessions better. Here's what we offer:

πŸ‘₯ The Team

Behind every great publication is a team of dedicated (and slightly unhinged) individuals.

The Beholder, reading three newspapers at once

The Beholder

Editor-in-Chief

Sees all truths. Especially the convenient ones.

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Gimble Inkquill

Lead Scribe

Writes the news. Sometimes makes it up.

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Gobwiz Quillnib

Investigative Bard

Specializes in political scandals and zoning violations.

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You

Valued Reader

Without you, we're just shouting into the void.

❓ FAQ

Is this site free?

Yes! All tools are completely free. We accept voluntary donations via Patreon to keep the servers running and the bards fed.

Can I use this for my campaign?

Absolutely! That's what it's for. Generate NPCs, loot, rumors, and spell lookups to your heart's content.

Is the economy tracker accurate?

Base prices follow the standard 5e price lists. Every 15 minutes they drift by up to 15%, and every visitor sees the same board, so your whole table can shop from the same numbers. Use it as a guide, not gospel.

Can I contribute rumors or articles?

Currently, contributions are session-only. We're working on a submission system for the future!

Why is everything satire?

Because D&D is supposed to be fun. If we can make you laugh while you prepare your session, we've done our job. The one exception is Across the Multiverse, our desk for real tabletop RPG news, which runs straight and under real names.

πŸ“œ Credits & Licenses

This work includes material taken from the System Reference Document 5.1 ("SRD 5.1") by Wizards of the Coast LLC, available at dnd.wizards.com/resources/systems-reference-document. The SRD 5.1 is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.

The DM Toolbox's encounter difficulty also uses the XP Budget per Character table from the System Reference Document 5.2 ("SRD 5.2") by Wizards of the Coast LLC, available at dnd.wizards.com/resources/systems-reference-document. The SRD 5.2 is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.

That covers the rules summed up on the Rules Quick Reference page and the DM Screen's rules cards, the spell text in the Spellbook, the magic item text in the Vault of Wonders and the DM Session Kit, and the travel pace rules, tavern food, drink, and lodging prices, lifestyle costs and downtime activities, condition names, coin values, and monster stat blocks in the Bestiary, the Monster Maker, the DM Screen, and the DM Toolbox, and the ability checks at the Worldbuilder's festivals, the cleric domain names in its pantheons, and the trap DCs and damage in its dungeons. Magic items outside the SRD are listed by name only.

The Beholder's Gazette is unofficial fan content. It is not approved, endorsed, or affiliated with Wizards of the Coast.

πŸ“¬ Contact Us

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